Black Pens

This is kinda silly but.... I'm absolutely sick of black pens.
They are everywhere!! Well in this house. On every counter top, in every corner, in every drawer there must be at least two.
They must fall out of my pocket when I come home from work in those moments it takes me to climb up the stars and change. Or they are multiplying. Admittedly I often have one in my pocket when I'm not working as I feel rather naked without a writing instrument but they are usually snug and my tight jeans pocket. Perhaps Maya is busy writing the great Canadian novel and just simply misplaces her pen all the time. In any event I'm sick of it.